We can introduce you to some friends in Houston. No really. You should go. Screw those midwestern self serving bastards! And their basket-ball and foot-ball nonsense.
You'd like Austin better. Snicker.
Yeah, see, not all of Texas is bad. So I hear (I've never been). I just heard that, of the three big TX cities, Houston is the lamest and Austin is pretty darn rad.
Heh. Of the three big cities... You mean Houston, Dallas, San Antonio?
Austin is a distant 4th, and probably is well overtaken by El Paso if you count the illegals there.
:)
Yeah, that's pretty much the way of it. From my 1 day in Houston I feel I can make the definitive judgment that Houston sucks. I really like Austin though.
The best part of your post was about being sick of people who can't drive for crap, because Houston (according to a friend of mine who comes from there) has the absolute worst highway design in the country, promoting the most congestion and confusion. Like, it's won awards for this.
I really like Austin too! (Hell, you can't beat the name...) I might have even added it to my [virtually non-existent] list of places I'd consider moving to if it wasn't surrounded by so much suck.
Nice...
I'm actually thinking of moving to Atlanta or Vegas.
nice. you almost made me cry.
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Damnit, you got me.
Was about to say, "Sick of humidity? Wait until you see Houston in summer".
The biggest thing I learned when I visited Texas was that, no matter how comfortable and perfectly sized for a two-year-old ass the mounds of red dirt in the parks may look, it's a very bad idea to sit on them.
awww...i actually work for the evil health care industry.
we could have been, like, capitalismpals.
Of course, my first thought when reading this was, 'great timing, *again*. Tara finishes her project in Houston right around when you graduate.' So when is the move?
heh, apparently some people can't read a marquee tag....
in all seriousness, i'm considering my own "war on stuff". because i have a lot. of stuff. that i rarely use. gonna look for a friend to coach me in the ways of Craigslist and eBay, since i've never put anything up for sale before....
I believed you up until the oil mongul part and then I was like...hey wait a second...
Hah I almost fell for it :)
... I almost had to get medieval on your ass...
nice one.
I got the April Fools' thing, because ain't nobody moving to Houston to get away from humidity. Shit.
Hehe...but yeah, I DID almost start crying :/
embrace your corporate whoredom! (and leave me the keys to your chicago apt just in case....)
har har!
And here I was about to talk you out of moving the swampland of Houstan and going to Austin instead. It is a much better city with a sufficiantly high weird quotiant to be a fun place to live (if you can stand summers that are over 100 degree days for three months straight).
And now I don't have to rant about what this would do to the Gothsicles.
By the way, wanting to make money is not a bad thing, and lets you do a lot of fun things that others can participate in as well.
I know there's nothing wrong with making money. It's just a turn for me, since I have said for a long time that being a civil servant means more to me than making big bux. :)
So, Miss "You can't believe I'm becoming a lawyer for Big Oil, I am far too saintly!"- when are you gracing our fair shores?
I was going to say, "There's money in texas?"
;)
I was running errands/seeing the boy all day tuesday and forgot to check the internets.
and you STILL got me
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